hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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