I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize