Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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