I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My Higher Power is John Stamos
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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