six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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