David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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