This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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