We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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