do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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