I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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