White coat. Heels.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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