with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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