This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
FUCK WHALES
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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