we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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