I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Sober January is a disaster.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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