He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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