I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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