your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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