Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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