so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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