When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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