Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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