you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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