I think I just saw someone hide a body.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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