even my farts smell like vagina
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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