I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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