So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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