We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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