Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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