I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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