Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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