i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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