I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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