im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He has the fingertips of a God
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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