Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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