I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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