your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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