yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there's paper in my vomit.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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