Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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