Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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