I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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