She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i want to swaddle you in tequila
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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