Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Randomize