The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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