sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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