I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
pray to the hookup gods
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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