I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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