Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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