not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You are a genius and a whore.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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