I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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